WarGate Social Media Manager Makes Author Debut

A contractually obligated debut hits the WarGate Store for one day only.

WarGate Corporate here. It's after midnight on the East Coast where Demp lives and so we have to send this tweet.

By now you know that @BudLightSadness wrote a book. You can buy it today, April 01, 2024 ONLY. Go to our website (details in the profile) and you'll find it.

Contractually, we always knew this was a possibility... but we were so used to how slowly Sibley wrote that we really didn't think Demp would do it any time soon. But it's out and so you may as well go get it. For charity if nothing else, but here are some reviews in case you're wonder:

"Honestly, when we agreed to this, we didn't think Demp would actually write it." - WarGate CEO, JasonAnspach

"I call it the world's longest shitpost." - Demp McGee

"This is basically one, long, inside joke. Contractually we had to do it, but at least we're doing it for a good cause." - Nick Cole

, Bestselling Author of Forgotten Ruin.

"Why would you do something like this to me?" - Mark Sibley (probably), Bestselling Author of Mongol Moon.

We were too worried about asking for advance comment from people like @HardPass4 & @joelgaines, not to mention a few other folks Demp interacts with on X for reasons that will become obvious once you start reading.

We would like to point out to these people that this book is a work of satire, and therefore constitutionally protected against libel and slander.

Further, the WarGate stable of lawyers are numerous (you don't need to pass the bar in WA state so we have a huge team). These are some of the brightest legal minds ever to have graduated Community College. Don't even try it.

The Dumpster Fire Chronicles Part I is available in eBook format only and exclusively at the WarGate store.

All proceeds go to the Gary Sinise Foundation. That was @BudLightSadness's idea; he didn't want any money.

This book is Rated R for language & violence.