Can't Get a Cat to Walk Backwards
They measure the witch’s tit with how long the nipple is when it’s cold enough to cut glass. The trick is catching the witch
Growing up in Michigan I heard it as.. "Colder than a witch's tit in November."
"Cheaper than a $2 hooker on Tuesday" was a favorite as well.
Of course, "Sunvabitch's dug in like an Alabama tick"... (from Predator) https://youtu.be/B9QOksDqtdw?si=eWdSDgNY9jFHMIO_
They measure the witch’s tit with how long the nipple is when it’s cold enough to cut glass. The trick is catching the witch
Growing up in Michigan I heard it as.. "Colder than a witch's tit in November."
"Cheaper than a $2 hooker on Tuesday" was a favorite as well.
Of course, "Sunvabitch's dug in like an Alabama tick"... (from Predator) https://youtu.be/B9QOksDqtdw?si=eWdSDgNY9jFHMIO_